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[–] Rolando 92 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Why aren't there any ads on the cliff walls?

[–] NegativeInf 29 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I'll never understand why we don't advertise using the surface of the moon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Most types of radiation including light exhibit the inverse square law so thankfully it's too unfeasible at the moment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-square_law

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of “Z comme Zorglub”, by André Franquin, 1961: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/e7/b2/02e7b2230b42d997e331f2717b3e11f8.jpg

[–] Rolando 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let's pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Walmart people would be living in a van down by the river.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Being the U.S, there's basically zero chance that it would be high-rises. Instead, there would be McMansions. Also a lot more parking lots

[–] Rolando 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The McMansions are on the cliffs above. The high-rises are for the workers.

[–] TheIllustrativeMan 6 points 8 months ago

McMansions are for workers. That's how they got their name. Big like mansions, but built as cheap as possible so that they're (relatively) affordable.... Until they start falling apart in 15 years.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

All those people in the towers just work at the giant Walmart, which is now the attraction.

[–] AllonzeeLV 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean fuck it, we've already exterminated entire biomes of species who dared to exist where we wanted strip malls, what's another pretty geological formation?

We might be the worst neighbor in the entire universe, because we handily win that title on Earth.

[–] BigDaddySlim 23 points 8 months ago

Nowhere to park here 😡

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (6 children)

There's actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon's post office

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

But this has a massive Walmart!

[–] ThePantser 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's the Amazon deliver time?

[–] superduperenigma 11 points 8 months ago

They just throw it down the side of the cliff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a perfect place to test drone delivery

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[–] postmateDumbass 20 points 8 months ago

Must be from California, loves to build on flood plain instead of high ground.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I threw up in my mouth a little

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though. We Europeans joke about the US a lot, but one thing I'll always envy/admire is your National Parks. You have to protect those at all costs.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 8 months ago

If Trump gets back in, they'll all be leased for oil development.

[–] Everythingispenguins 13 points 8 months ago

Okay that is not the Grand Canyon. The is the Vermilion Cliffs which is just up river from the Grand Canyon NP.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know this is just a joke, but having at least an "alpine" or "mountain" coaster down to the bottom could save many lives.

[–] Agent641 4 points 8 months ago

A big zipline

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seasonal amusement park you say?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But think of how cool it would look during the flash food.

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[–] GoofSchmoofer 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

A) It's a National Park and you wouldn't be able to have a city esp with a Walmart on a National Park.

B) Like 90% of Arizona is untouched wilderness and undeveloped. Why would you want to develop at the bottom of the GC when you could develop literally anywhere else in the state? The cost of transporting construction materials, given that there aren't any roads from the surface to the bottom, not to mention logistics for people living and working in the Canyon, would be astronomical.

[–] Something_Complex 8 points 8 months ago

Not to mention that if it rains it becomes a big swimming pool

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah but 'Canyon Condos' is a great name, sooo.. /j

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You want to be the big swinging dick in the penthouse that has a view barely above the top of the canyon obviously

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

It’s got city water and a sewer line - looks like a Walmart waiting to happen

[–] Maggoty 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, whoever posted that has clearly never been to the grand canyon.

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[–] errer 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is AI generated, I can tell by the pixels and having done many AIs in my time

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 8 months ago

You mean there isn't a real Walmart in the Grand Canyon?

[–] aesthelete 7 points 8 months ago
[–] MirthfulAlembic 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Insert Joni Mitchell lyrics here.

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[–] Facelesscog 6 points 8 months ago

Give them time.

[–] wabafee 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Just tell people there is gold/oil/some kind of rare earth elements there, people will start flocking, turning the area into a city overnight. Unless of course the government does not allow development on that area. Though I do wonder what would be lost aside from a beautiful view if people do start building a city in grand canyon itself?

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[–] RIP_Cheems 5 points 8 months ago

Whst the fuck is wrong with people. Just leave us and the grandcanyon and nature alone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

For god's sake, don't give them ideas!

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