Normalize being a silly little guy, living on your face
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Ambient Occlusionize being a silly little guy, living on your face.
lmao
Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus
The don’t and they do.
Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.
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Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a used lemon.
It's even doing the uwu hands.
Friendly reminder that the demodex in this picture is dead, and the process of getting this picture is probably what killed him
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So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face
Nah, you really need an army of nanites for that.
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well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces
he a cutie
Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?
And if they’re on your boobs, then you’re bosom buddies. Yaay!
If you zoom in more does he have mites living on his face too?
Not mites but bacteria.
So how long does my buddy live? Something tells me I get a new set of friends every morning when I wake.
Well this one was likely killed by the process of taking this picture
Cool, cool, cool