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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Not just guys, let me tell you

[–] captainlezbian 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I definitely want one

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

96 volt? This thing fucks

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'll take weapons that are as dangerous to the wielder as anyone else for $500...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could say it's a double-edged sword

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Even Warhammer 40000 chainswords usually have the blade shielded from the wielder's side. Yes, even the chaos and ork ones.

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[–] t_berium 43 points 1 year ago

Holy Chainsword, blessed be thy Machine Spirit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Dazed_Confused 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The planet broke before the Guard did.

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[–] Jackhammer_Joe 35 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

[–] Possible_EmuWrangler 18 points 1 year ago

Listen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it time to rip and tear?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does

[–] KpntAutismus 9 points 1 year ago

a back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.

[–] baatliwala 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?

[–] goldenex 26 points 1 year ago

Any Warhammer game

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You poor sweet summer child...

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[–] TheDeepState 21 points 1 year ago
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[–] FlyingSquid 19 points 1 year ago

People are supposed to see Kite Man and think "hell yeah."

[–] Tyfud 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Frozzie 17 points 1 year ago

May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !

[–] Rhynoplaz 15 points 1 year ago

Can confirm.

[–] Agent641 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

[–] Kase 20 points 1 year ago

You're right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn't be like butter. You'd have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.

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[–] CADmonkey 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have everything lying around to build one of these...

[–] AngryCommieKender 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

[–] w2tpmf 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP doesn't have any thumbs left to reply to your comment.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.

[–] TehBamski 31 points 1 year ago

I was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.

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[–] june 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TehBamski 7 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah sister! Join us!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

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