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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Correct answer is sitting.

Three scenarios:

No legs folded - standing

Rear legs folded - sitting

All legs folded - laying down

[–] Maalus 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn't count as sitting

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Objection.

It would just be SITTING on said sofa

You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

[–] Maalus 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn't sitting.

https://images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As fine_sandy_bottom mention

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

[–] Maalus 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which means that a cat "loafing" is still standing up instead of laying down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The opposite - while "'loafing" as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

[–] Maalus 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Emm no? It's literally standing on all of his legs, just hiding them. Almost like doing a pushup and being on the bottom. It's still laying / sitting, yet it puts the load on the legs.

[–] moistclump 2 points 1 year ago

These exchanges are why I come to the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What about a "sploot"?

No legs folded, or just front legs folded while laying on belly

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

D) Comfy, somehow.

[–] A7thStone 18 points 1 year ago

The dog is slaying.

[–] General_Effort 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something about this feels oddly like a captcha.

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, it is the bad kind of puppy. We also would have accepted "a letter from your sweety".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

D) Dog bridge

[–] HurlingDurling 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give it to ai to confuse the fuck out of it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... then it just started yapping about similar images

[–] A7thStone 4 points 1 year ago

The front paws are not on the ground. FAIL!

[–] CodexArcanum 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bisexual dog just chilling, not bothering no one

[–] itsnotits -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

double negative. comes from uneducated people at america and idk maybe other english spoken countries. Used heavily on mice and men and while it isn't high english it is completly valid to use double negatives to give a country side effect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty certain commenter is using double negative intentionally.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that looks so fucking comfortable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's one of those things they're better at

[–] zeroshift11 12 points 1 year ago

D: All of the above.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The dog is:

  • Uzi
[–] Sheeple 9 points 1 year ago

I have long learned to accept that position that look "not resting" to us are actually resting because the majority of the body weight is nicely distributed on the floor unlike us two legged weirdos

[–] dasgoat 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've seen this one before. The dog is Spa-Francorchamps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

laying standing laying

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 1 year ago

Does this count for the finals?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Comfortable" is what it looks like