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[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Who doesnt love some salty nuts

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

[–] Pirky 18 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That ain't too bad as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.

[–] NikkiDimes 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

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[–] Thcdenton 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least he got what he wanted. Here's the sexy m&m

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

M&Ms will never be the same from now on 🌚 nice

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.

[–] feedum_sneedson 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I can help with this one - she's actually talking about peanuts, on account of being a blue M&M, rather than testicles. Although testicles may colloquially be referred to as nuts, they typically don't trigger anaphylaxis.

[–] platypus_plumba 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there's enough space for yours.

[–] feedum_sneedson 7 points 9 months ago

"My candy, of which you requested a taste, is full of nuts". Yes, that works.

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

analphylaxis

you forgot the l

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would've reacted.

And now?

Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?

Honey I don't care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep, pretty much me now as well 😂.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At this point in my life... IDC 🤷.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just need to know what to wear

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[–] hswolf 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

who's the creator, the image is too low res for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't know, got it from the wild.

And the image is low res, yes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

[–] NatakuNox 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your gyms don't have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

[–] DrMango 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Usually we just bring them in our water bottles

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

[–] Wilzax 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Must be New Year’s resolution

[–] SomeSphinx 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

listen if they held parties with alcohol at the gym I might actually go to one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

To be honest, me too.

[–] PennyJim 4 points 9 months ago

Look at the M on their chest, I think it's a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume

[–] misophist 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

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[–] RedIce25 12 points 9 months ago

No more litte Mac

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

[–] drislands 5 points 9 months ago

No silly, that's the blue M&M.

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