Back reads "Delve into the CTZN experience, where A.I. unites with the artistry of traditional winemaking. Luminous drift captures this perfect fusion, a wine expertly crafted by A.I. algorithms and refined by a vintner's touch to invigorate your palate with its bright, fresh, and lifted elegance"
.......Discuss
I was at IKEA for ....my wife dragged me there after Christmas to checkout furniture. Let me explain... If one day you buy a house, they sell it without all the things you like... Couches, beds, etc. You use your body to touch and feel those things at a thing store. GenX might never need to know, RIP IKEA. Anyway, at the exit, they had this really cheap Christmas themed wine. I don't known what the heck they mixed dog shit with but, the taste was like if you went to an old library with people smoking and you licked the handrails and book covers. I state the taste as "stately". It tastes like an old government office chair seat on a wet leaky roof Friday night.
If AI will be producing tastes, I hope IKEA doesn't (o please please don't) offer any recipes or samples. In fact we should probably bring our own food to IKEA the next time we go. Possibly just a bottle of chili could be enough for a better tasting meal...just grab some cardboard, add the chilli and microwave it. The world doesn't need to remember that taste.
For your attention, thanks! I'm no hero, millions of people tasted it and became victims. All I'm asking if that you don't let it happen to you.
Was it reminiscent of wet cardboard? It aounds like you got a bottle with TCA cork taint. It makes the wine smell and taste like cork.
It was $2.50 at the time
https://a.co/d/h6J5cct
Like I said...it tastes like statehood....old tuffy library chairs and oxidized metal handrails.
My friend, comrade, brother, sister, fellow primate: you are a poet of sensory disaster and I sincerely applaud you.
I just finished dinner and I felt the need to go wash my mouth with brown Listerine.
Soubds like cork taint