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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I think they could muppetize most movies and come out with bangers

[–] njm1314 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Literally all movies in existence would be improved if there were Muppets in them

[–] kinsnik 31 points 2 days ago

they should just release muppet version of movies, like LEGO does with videogames

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Elmo as the girl with the red coat

[–] BroBot9000 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh shit. Instant classic!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Lars Von Trier's Muppet Antichrist would certainly be something

[–] proudblond 7 points 2 days ago

It is the only way I would accept a remake of my favorite, which is the Princess Bride.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: Return Of The Jedi

[–] Anticorp 34 points 2 days ago
[–] njm1314 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Counter counter point Muppet Palpatine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mark Hamill remains as Luke, but Vader is a Muppet.

"No, I am your Father!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would it please you to know that Mark Hamil was a guest on an episode of the Muppet Show?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That episode was genius.

[–] dohpaz42 -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, I can think of an entire genre where I wouldn’t want to see muppets. But then again, I’m sure there are “people” out there who would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Documentaries? It's documentaries, right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

First 20m of the movie are exactly the same as the original Matrix

The pill is taken, he awakens in his pod

As Fozzie

[–] Windex007 2 points 8 hours ago

"Take the red pill, take the blue pill, heck... Take em both!"

Neo nervously takes the blue pill

Doctor Teeth immediately slams the red pill

"Whoa!"

Doctor Teeth pulls two giant pill bottles (red and blue) and starts chugging them both

Camera pans to the ground as extra blue and red pills hit the ground as if spent brass

"Huh. Nothing else yet... ... Wait a minute.... WHHHOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Doctor Teeth starts vibrating and smoke starts pouring from his ears

"WWWWHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Doctor Teeth phases out of this dimension, disappearing, but you can still hear his voice through the ether

"SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!"

[–] Windex007 7 points 2 days ago

Unconventional pick for Muppet Morpheus: Doctor Teeth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

They should do this and get good writers

[–] ZoopZeZoop 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the Kill Bill movies with Muppets. Imagine Miss Piggy as Beatrix Kiddo, Muppet version of the Crazy Eighty Eight, or Fozzy playing Buck?

[–] GratefullyGodless 3 points 2 days ago

Or, alternatively, a version with muppet versions of the actors, so you have muppetized versions of Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Lucy Liu, etc. Either way would be awesome.

[–] theedqueen 5 points 2 days ago

I’m still waiting for muppet princess bride

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Most movies ... excluding erotica.

[–] Windex007 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Frogs Gone Wild

Stuffin’ the Muppets

Miss Piggy’s Ham Slam

Sesame Seed

Zippy Unzipped

Beaker Does Dallas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Rule 34 means it has to exist because it's the law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CrazyLikeGollum 5 points 1 day ago

Fifty shades of green