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[–] skygirl 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I... I love them. I don't know what it is but the more processed the food the more I want it. And these things taste like they've been assembled from compounds never actually found in nature.

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you grow up eating them? My wife did, and she loves this trash, too.

[–] MutilationWave 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am disgusted by this and similar canned pastrocities. But I didn't eat it when I was a kid. What I did eat was Vienna sausages. Some people call them viennie weenies where I'm from. They are objectively garbage, but I like them still.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a fondness for cheap canned meats, including fish. I'm sure this is a result of spending a good part of my childhood in poverty, but damn does that shit hit.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hell yeah I'll wreck some sardines. I also like fried spam with rice. I like most canned meats really. I LOVE corned beef hash from a can. I fried some up with eggs for dinner just a couple days ago.

[–] skygirl 4 points 1 week ago

Yep. That whole plate looks like my childhood.

[–] Madison420 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Agreed, the tiny questionably meat meatballs are my favorite.

[–] skygirl 2 points 1 week ago
[–] toynbee 1 points 1 week ago

It was very disappointing recently to open a can of them only to find out it was noodles, sauce, and literally nothing else.

[–] Eheran 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How are they more processed than any other type of noodle?

[–] skygirl 5 points 1 week ago

They need to be a little different because they sit wet in a can (for potentially years) before being heated / eaten. Normal noodles would fall apart, so they're probably a little structurally different (preservatives and such).

But the noodles aren't the weird part, it's the strangely sweet and acidic sauce. And the meatballs are a whole other thing...