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[โ€“] Glifted 126 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.

No one has even noticed that

  • A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
  • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
[โ€“] FilthyShrooms 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But thats Washington ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.

[โ€“] werefreeatlast 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. You're all wrong. That's still my phone.

[โ€“] Noodle07 6 points 3 months ago

No, this is Patrick

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist

[โ€“] mpa92643 7 points 3 months ago

I don't know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That's why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.

[โ€“] Crackhappy 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Went right over their Oregon!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pop them right up the Florida!

[โ€“] postmateDumbass 1 points 3 months ago

Straight into Fuck Dakota.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Washington is on the east coast dummy. It's by Pennsylvania.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"

I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nomous 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.

[โ€“] Rolando 8 points 3 months ago

My favorite Gimli movie is "Spirited Away".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn't worth watching anymore.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.

[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 9 points 3 months ago

No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.

[โ€“] postmateDumbass 2 points 3 months ago

Enhanced Burger and regular Burger

[โ€“] crozilla 5 points 3 months ago

I mean, Coke sells smaller sodasโ€ฆ.๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] postmateDumbass 4 points 3 months ago

It's the same burger.