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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Or that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want to believe!

[–] dejected_warp_core 5 points 5 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] occhionaut 3 points 5 months ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

slid it in