Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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They are referring to it as the Wurst Käse scenario

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I know who's to blame, but I'll never schnitzel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Don’t be such a sour kraut

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I heard it was Stollen but I was kind of Spatzen out at the time, so I'm not sure who said it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, we can fix this:

And after work, a nice relaxing drink:

[–] httperror418 3 points 3 days ago

Angry upvote on this one, very clever 🤣