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[–] barnaclebutt 19 points 5 days ago

Fuck off. You got me.

[–] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago

Yah but their son geht sett was a very popular go player.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Not to mention his cousin Skid, who went broke buying underwear.

[–] SquiffSquiff 9 points 5 days ago

He had some brothers as well. I remember Groucho formed a club that's still going today.

[–] Brickhead92 4 points 5 days ago

Thier lesser known sibling was actually a pirate. It's said that they were one of the most successful pirates ever having buried a vast amount of the treasure they'd acquired. They were always able find what they burried by leaving a signed symbol at the spot. Even though they never learnt to read or write, they'd sign everything with an 'X'.

[–] j4k3 3 points 5 days ago

was a conundrum; never capped, nor felt tipped; more of a ball point Penx