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[–] [email protected] 119 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know it's a quote, but if the brakes failed on an escalator then yes it would be unusable even as stairs, however you wouldn't be stuck on it at that point, you'd be in a pile at the bottom.

[–] Brickhead92 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or possibly crushed, which some would agree is worse.

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[–] isthingoneventhis 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or a temporary chainsaw from hell. That one clip of the one absolutely shitting the bed will haunt me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] isthingoneventhis 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You could probs google it and find it pretty readily, something like 'escalator failure reddit' or that. It's like mall footage of an escalator that has motor failure or something and because it's... well really heavy it basically it snaps at some point and just rips down with people just falling into the pit where the inner parts stay underneath.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh I think I know that one. Based on the previous comment, I thought it got sent into overdrive and was going hella fast that it may as well be a chainsaw lol

[–] isthingoneventhis 17 points 11 months ago

Well no, chainsaw is an exaggeration, I think it's more of an extruder or meat grinder when one gets caught in it. Thaaaaat one is nsfl and will forever remain a blue link 😬

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[–] beebarfbadger 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The scene you're probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I'd count those as the most solid of evidence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

As somone who has been on a broken escaltor that was not safe, the breaks can fail and then you have a big problem. Granted I'm not dead and didn't lose any limbs but degloving is still not something I'd like to risk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They could also be referring to the time a woman threw her child clear from a failing elevator and then got promptly consumed. Happened in China.

Edit to add:

Could also be this one. Turns out there's a lot of incidents of people being monched.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is fked up. Never knew this was possible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A lot of people don't! Escalators are big toothed conveyor belts, with a human-friendly box around it, basically. The mechanisms break down, and there's a chance that box fails and you meet teeth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Escalators are just repurposed meat grinders.

[–] isthingoneventhis 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

C. C I'm not sure what you're talking about, I don't watch those movies and the one I'm thinking about was from (iirc) an asian mall CCTV recording or something to that effect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah it was a Chinese woman and her child. I linked it further up, but from the sounds of it maybe don't go looking for my link lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Sorry for the convenience!

(R.I.P. Mitch)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
  • Mitch Hedberg
[–] Ziglin 5 points 11 months ago

But their stair form may go out of order under extreme conditions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Graceful degradation. We can all learn from its example.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls 114 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My mind changed escalator to elevator because it didn't want to believe this

[–] prime_number_314159 19 points 11 months ago

"Of course you can't walk up an elevator. Sometimes you can manually open the doors, but... Wait, what's this in the comments?"

[–] jaybone 42 points 11 months ago

This joke was funnier when Mitch Hedberg made it with fewer words and zero pictures.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle 27 points 11 months ago (13 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ah, you're right. Silly me.

[–] SpaceNoodle 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If only there were some way to fix your earlier comment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And invalidate the person who corrected me? No. I'll live with my shame. I'm pedantic about writing, spelling, grammar. I made a mistake. I'll live with it.

[–] unreachable 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
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[–] Crashumbc 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a fake meme.

That said, escalator break downs can kill people. They don't always just stop, they free wheel and smash everyone into a pile at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

That's why they, just like elevators, need overspeed brakes. They are not required to have those in all places sadly.

[–] idunnololz 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Broken escalators are no joke. My father starved to death because they couldn't fix the excalator in time.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 4 points 11 months ago

They should've used the excalibur.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Fine to do for getting off the thing if it stopped while you're on it but no, they don't just become stairs when they're stopped. Go look up escalator brake failures if you want to see some horrifying videos of how that can go wrong.

[–] Tarkcanis 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Got a sepcific video in mind? all the videos coming up are failures while they're running.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Saw it a few years back and don't care to look for it since that shit scares the shit out of me (used to be a ski lift operator, rollbacks become a phobia in that line of work) but it was a large amount of people marching up the thing like it was a set of stairs when it just gave out.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

i bet if you let loose a couple of lions in there, one or two of them would discover some new escalator climbing skills real quick.. maybe just play lion noises through the intercom..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, I thought you were saying the lions would learn.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Acshually, "escalators" are a subset of "stairs". They would've known this had they paid attention during math class 🤓

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

A lot of malls in Asia have signs that say not to walk on the escalators. So yeah I guess if it breaks you're SOL if the people in front of you aren't rule breakers.

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