"PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR"
I hate when this happens
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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"STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM"
Success! That was pretty funny
"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule
Remember always use flared stuff!
Thank you, I needed this.
fruit roll-up
that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick
I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”