The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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I don't get it
dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system
What would be the best then?
YYYY MM DD
This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.
Unix Time
Let's meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?
And not one second later!
Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!
yyyy-MM-dd
25/DEC/2023
I'd give this comment a 4/10.
I judge this... 4th of October
Does look like cricket scores tbh
Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
Ya but in this case he's not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.
If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.
I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.
If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.
My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
"Whutsit say, Cletus?"
"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"
Earl Gray.
Charred.
Hot
Does this counts as cannibalism?
That's someone's fetish
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.