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[–] someguy3 109 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I would have never read healthy burgers.

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Likewise; it's an oxymoron

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

i definitely prefer my burgers healed

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The power of bacon compels you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P

[–] qooqie 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

ya need that surface area for flavor!

[–] DarkMessiah 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

[–] SpaceNoodle 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.

[–] robocall 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be grill'd. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

[–] Pregnenolone 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they're fucking horrible burgers.

It's the 'cool hipster vibe' that got them liked.

[–] hitmyspot 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

Personally, I boycott. It's much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

[–] SpaceNoodle -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

[–] Clubbing4198 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

[–] Sanyanov 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hope it'll get better!

Take care!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.

[–] RIP_Cheems 8 points 10 months ago

THE POPE HAS SPOKEN

[–] steakmeout 3 points 10 months ago

I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.

[–] WereCat 5 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.

So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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