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[โ€“] Thteven 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one hit so hard my monster dong dipped into the toilet water.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I hate it when that happens.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When it comes to sexy times, we all appreciate having animal magnetism and getting to do someone else who has their own version as well (whether this comes by way of monster dong, perky yabbos, penetrating laser eyes or fluffy ears)

That said, what gets creepy is when your long-term relationship that's not just a fling is based on a singular thing, whether your ability to do math, bake the best brownies, (bake souffles that don't fall), play guitar arpeggios like a virtuoso, wrestle bears, pole-vault six meters or negotiate armistice deals between belligerents in the Middle East.

And if you can do all of those things (which I think Dr. McCoy, aka Beast) can do, then yes, people will simultaneously under-appreciate your breadth of character / skill and will also worship you like a god, never quite seeing the lonely person behind your eyes.

[โ€“] AngryCommieKender 7 points 1 year ago

Dammit... We so should have gotten Beast voiced by DeForest Kelley in the animated series. Would have been great.

[โ€“] newguy208 17 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not me irl

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

How do they keep finding out?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you rhought that someone liked you for your goofy rizz but you found out that it was all about your W Gyatt

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica 6 points 1 year ago

As someone who almost only has intellect, be happy that you have something else for people. Intellect is good, but it's never enough.

[โ€“] peopleproblems 4 points 1 year ago

Well my ex-wife sure didn't appreciate my intellect

[โ€“] mriormro 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Son_of_dad 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think it's hairy well the way up to the tip?