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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 108 points 1 year ago
[–] linuxgator 88 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

[–] tacotroubles 66 points 1 year ago

Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

[–] Nastybutler 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, you sweet summer child

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[–] Ddhuud 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Grindr Fish.

[–] StinkyDave 21 points 1 year ago

Brown trout

[–] gorwin 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Fridgeratr 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.

[–] MissJinx 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 1 year ago
[–] EvacuateSoul 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would love to share this with friends if it didn't misspell "y'all".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like it's pronounced "yuh-all." Ick.

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[–] PahdyGnome 16 points 1 year ago

Anal ~~fissures~~ fishes

[–] Jubei_K_08 14 points 1 year ago

You catch all the bAss.

[–] zwaetschgeraeuber 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Godnroc 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Buttlestar Galasstica.

[–] kemsat 10 points 1 year ago

The best fish.

[–] Muhr 10 points 1 year ago

Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought

[–] Dkarma 10 points 1 year ago

Adventurous housewifeicus

[–] idunnololz 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In Germany we catch an Aal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.

[–] Resol 8 points 1 year ago

Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 7 points 1 year ago

Pussyass ... type of catfish.

[–] kewwwi 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 7 points 1 year ago
[–] kn33 7 points 1 year ago

I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

[–] RIP_Cheems 7 points 1 year ago
[–] feedum_sneedson 6 points 1 year ago

it goes in somebody's bumhole

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

y'all not ya'll

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

... an oarfish?

[–] mydude 4 points 1 year ago

Skitt-fiske

[–] FlickOfTheBean 4 points 1 year ago

Mermen, aka Taxfish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's way too small

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