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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I imagine it's kinda like scheduling a DnD session

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

[–] Viking_Hippie 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and if the party has a bard

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God, you have no idea how right you are.

Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

[–] tb_ 4 points 1 year ago

Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

[–] SPRUNT 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

[–] Viking_Hippie 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad to see your still here lol

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.

[–] GlitterInfection 48 points 1 year ago

Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

[–] dipshit 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] tb_ 9 points 1 year ago

So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how can u get..

pregante?!

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[–] JBar2 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

pergananant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yes because it's a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I'm at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

I don't trust one method of birth control. We've talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I'll probably be getting a microscope.

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

[–] hakunawazo 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 1 year ago

No thanks, I already ate.

[–] mina_tie 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too see if there's still sperms after the vasectomy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she's had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

[–] Rachelhazideas 10 points 1 year ago

PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it's perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Also, vasectomy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's between my sister-in-law and her husband XD

My wife and I don't have to worry about pregnancy! (Planned) child is due in April =)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are copper IUD's as an alternative too

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people... It's difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

[–] xpinchx 2 points 1 year ago

Same hat (m, f partner can't can't take it) wrap it up!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 year ago

They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn't an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a decision one can just make.. 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods.. If only!!!)

[–] xpinchx 12 points 1 year ago

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.

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