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[–] Custoslibera 94 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.

[–] GrammatonCleric 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you have to type it in blood or something

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the "elite" also must play by the rules... then the fucker can die.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 7 points 1 year ago

Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.

[–] BugleFingers 1 points 2 weeks ago

He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude's almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man's absolutely based.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hus wife also just passed away they were together for ~70 years. Lets face it here, its also roughtly his time too.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nononono, you're doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, "when will that bastard finally die?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold

[–] gmtom 3 points 1 year ago

Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?

[–] spacemanspiffy 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos Jeff Bezos

Just maybe?

[–] Alexstarfire 16 points 1 year ago

You just summoned like 10 of him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He's too rich, no one on earth deserves that much money...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wasn't there like a rule that if you write someone's name 10 times, they become immune to the death note ?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  • Putin

  • George W. Bush

  • Xi Jin Ping

  • Netanyahu

Edit:

  • Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we'll lose Dolly Parton.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Do not speak this evil into the world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When did it happen? Have I missed it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kissinger died a few days ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But did a lemming predict it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah some dude literally posted a meme the day before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LMAO that just takes me to a gonewild post

[–] blackberrynoseferatu 3 points 1 year ago

it could be kissinger himself posting a meme before dying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know, I missed the predictions that's what I meant

[–] solidgrue 4 points 1 year ago

It was earlier that day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i thought theyd keep him alive forever as a scapegoat for warcrimes.

[–] Land_Strider 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100 years was good enough for forever for humans I believe. If people could find only 19 more of such piece of shits, we could have bridged the scapegoat connection all the way back to Jesus.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 year ago

The man was a hundred years old. It was a meme that people were shocked he was still alive.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 1 year ago

Aah I see. So who won? I wanna see the list of winners

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 year ago

The butterfly doesn't talk.