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[–] Zehzin 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But you can make cakes without eggs or flour.

[–] IanSomnia 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just like you can be sexy without being gay or a wizard πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So it's the frosting scribbles furiously

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The best cakes are those without frosting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You fool. You fucking idiot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] jettrscga 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That bullet pointed list is hilarious. It's like The Onion modified Wikipedia.

The product hardens when stale, in the manner of a cake.

I imagine a bunch of wigged jurors poking at biscuits and cake for a few hours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh, TIL, I thought they were German - I'm in the US and the only time I've seen Jaffa cakes is when Aldi sells them as part of their German KΓΌche line.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm a German, and I thought they were German too. At least, they're fairly popular here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion, but they're kinda good D:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

that's not unpopular in the slightest I've literally never met anyone that doesn't like jaffa cakes I swear people just say unpopular opinion to feel unique anytime I've heard the phrase unpopular opinion it's been immediately followed by an opinion on the level of murder bad every time without fail

[–] MotoAsh 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unpopular opinion, but some puppies are ugly little shitcakes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you're correct and everyone knows that even if they wouldn't always say it you have not proven me wrong at all it's not even really an opinion just a fact some things are just born ugly sometimes there's no denying it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's an unpopular opinion? I love them...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've heard from a lot of people that they passionately hate them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Spicy sexy it is then.