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[–] jettrscga 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That bullet pointed list is hilarious. It's like The Onion modified Wikipedia.

The product hardens when stale, in the manner of a cake.

I imagine a bunch of wigged jurors poking at biscuits and cake for a few hours.