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Honk Jesús (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (3 children)

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[–] agent_flounder 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 11 months ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's going to be a smash hit.

[–] tacosplease 10 points 11 months ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[–] whaleross 3 points 11 months ago

The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

HONK JESUS HONK

[–] Darkard 57 points 11 months ago

[–] feedum_sneedson 35 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 months ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Best Country Bangers of 2023

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Put that magic spell on me

[–] Toneswirly 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IF U SAVES IF U

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's what I always say.

[–] notannpc 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t dead open inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aww man, I miss that sub.

[–] edgemaster72 7 points 11 months ago

It's not super active but [email protected]

[–] notannpc 3 points 11 months ago

It truly was a treat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus Christ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

[–] iamericandre 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] Demdaru 15 points 11 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[–] Tourma 13 points 11 months ago

AI bumper stickers.

[–] Oddbin 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 11 months ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honk je shushonk.

[–] Gumus 3 points 11 months ago

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[–] NickwithaC 6 points 11 months ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Jesus Christ

[–] chemical_cutthroat 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Same energy.

[–] BeardyGrumps 4 points 11 months ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

[–] Fapper_McFapper 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

[–] CurlyMoustache 7 points 11 months ago

Blessed are the cheese makers

[–] Kase 2 points 11 months ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Remembered this courtesy of @[email protected]

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