this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (3 children)

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[–] agent_flounder 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's going to be a smash hit.

[–] tacosplease 10 points 1 year ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[–] whaleross 3 points 1 year ago

The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Darkard 57 points 1 year ago
[–] feedum_sneedson 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Best Country Bangers of 2023

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Put that magic spell on me

[–] Toneswirly 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's what I always say.

[–] notannpc 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72 7 points 1 year ago

It's not super active but [email protected]

[–] notannpc 3 points 1 year ago

It truly was a treat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

[–] iamericandre 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] Demdaru 15 points 1 year ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[–] Tourma 13 points 1 year ago

AI bumper stickers.

[–] Oddbin 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus 
[–] captainlezbian 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 year ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gumus 3 points 1 year ago

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[–] NickwithaC 6 points 1 year ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ

[–] chemical_cutthroat 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] BeardyGrumps 4 points 1 year ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

[–] Fapper_McFapper 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

[–] CurlyMoustache 7 points 1 year ago

Blessed are the cheese makers

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Remembered this courtesy of @[email protected]

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