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Honk Jesús (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 9 months ago (3 children)

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[–] agent_flounder 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 9 months ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's going to be a smash hit.

[–] tacosplease 10 points 9 months ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[–] whaleross 2 points 9 months ago

The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

HONK JESUS HONK

[–] Darkard 56 points 9 months ago

[–] feedum_sneedson 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 9 months ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Best Country Bangers of 2023

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Put that magic spell on me

[–] Toneswirly 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IF U SAVES IF U

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's what I always say.

[–] notannpc 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don’t dead open inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Aww man, I miss that sub.

[–] edgemaster72 7 points 9 months ago

It's not super active but [email protected]

[–] notannpc 3 points 9 months ago

It truly was a treat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus Christ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

[–] iamericandre 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] Demdaru 15 points 9 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[–] Tourma 13 points 9 months ago

AI bumper stickers.

[–] Oddbin 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 9 months ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

[–] agent_flounder 2 points 9 months ago

Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honk je shushonk.

[–] Gumus 3 points 9 months ago

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[–] NickwithaC 6 points 9 months ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ

[–] chemical_cutthroat 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Same energy.

[–] BeardyGrumps 4 points 9 months ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Remembered this courtesy of @[email protected]

[–] Fapper_McFapper 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

[–] CurlyMoustache 7 points 9 months ago

Blessed are the cheese makers

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

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