🎵 Honk Jesus honk
🎵 If u saves
🎵 If u love, love
🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)
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You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".
Praise be to Toyota Jesus!
Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better
That's going to be a smash hit.
While backing out. Because they can't see shit.
The Jesus Honky-Tonk.
This is what mental illness looks like.
HONK JESUS HONK
Honk Jesus Honk
Great hymn.
If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!
Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger
Best Country Bangers of 2023
Put that magic spell on me
Honk Jesus, Honk!
IF U SAVES IF U
That's what I always say.
Don’t dead open inside
Jesus Christ.
I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.
Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?
Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.
Jesus take the wheel
HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed
In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried
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AI bumper stickers.
Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus
Honk Jesu, Shonk!
You forgot the three jesuses at the end there
Jesus Jesus
Jesus I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this
Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.
Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight
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Honk je shushonk.
Isn't that a Gorillaz song?
Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver
"let's fit one more Jesus on there."
Jesus Christ
Mother fucking bootleg cars.......
jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!
I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though
Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.
Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…
Blessed are the cheese makers
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