I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.
What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.
Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! π
Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.
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I'm currently in that room
A room full of sharks?
It's a big room
It's called an aquarium, and this is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave this facility.
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Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.
Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?
Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.
I want you to be my lawyer.
You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.
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Such a lonely room.
I would turn it into a computer room.. :)
I have some alone time with my wife.
Same it happens to me every night
I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.
...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.
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rape survivors are going to have a hard time...
If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.
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Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.
Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol
Well, itβs an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guessβ¦
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So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.
We all have a nice catch up and then head home?
The door handle rattles but doesn't open.
A crow could understand the number of people in that room
How high can crows count again?
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to this:
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/429c0010-e6f2-42fe-a03e-6f66457c0db5.jpeg
I wasn't able to find a definitive answer, but after skimming Wikipedia I think a reasonable range would be at least 3 but probably less than 17.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence
Anecdotal evidence from the 1960s has suggested that crows can count up to 3. It has been shown that parrots can count up to 17.
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Thank god, I miss my wife rn
Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360Β° and moonwalk out of there
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I would sit in an empty room.
I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.
I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.
I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.
We all have sex again π€·? Would be the logical thing IMO.
My wife realizes I'm no stud
That's too much crazy in one room.
Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.
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Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)
That's not going to be a very full room
None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. π
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