Hi, elder millennial here that’s starting to lose it. Is the joke here that they did do all these things back in 2006 or whenever tf2 came out?
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Pretty much yes. The only one I'm not 100% on (besides the scout skin, since that was after I stopped playing) is the engineer prosthetic. I feel like that weapon came out a while after TF2 was made (but I can't check that right now so don't take my word for it).
Jarate and heavy x medic were after release too afaik.
Heavy x medic was kinda obvious, but iirc valve didn't start dropping stronger hints until the past few years. Dunno if they've straight-up confirmed it yet or not; it's also been a while since I last played.
Jarate was part of the sniper update, which I thought came after release (because iirc there weren't any alternate items in the original release).
Yes I think jarate was introduced the same time they gave him a bow option
99% sure Jarate was in the first big alt weapon patch, because it's the last patch I enjoyed playing lol. Bow, Sandvich, Bonk, etc. came out at the same time.
What's wrong with the alt weapons they're what made the game good
Jarate must have been before 2011 when i first played tf2. and 2011 is almost 13 years ago.
Heavy x medic was kinda obvious
Outside of the game, maybe? I've played a ton of TF2 but never got involved in the outside memeing or story. In-game there's nothing obvious about any of them except Soldier sounds thick-as-pig-shit and Demo-man being black.
One of the Engineer's unlockable weapons is the Gunslinger which is a prosthetic hand. It also is (or was) commonly regarded as OP since it replaced the turret with a fast self-building mini-turret that was a pain to keep destroyed (Engie would toss out another one).
His penis has always been prosthetic in lore, its just never shown.
Especially the pissplay one, right?
You're correct
Demoman is the giveaway.
Am old, also out of the loop and would like someone to explain it to me in "grampa" terms.
I only remember TFC, and that was a long time ago
Yes exactly
I've never played tf2 (only played tf2), but based on the structure of the joke, I think so.
im so glad that all of these WOKE LIBERAL SOCIALIST things are out of the game as it was released back in the GOOD days before EVIL GAY PEOPLE were in my videogames,. thank you gabe newell for making gaming real 🙏
Preach it sister
Women? Involved in video games?! Pssh, yeah, right...
Evil gay people sounds kinda cool
My exes in their legion of doooooom
Honey, wake up! The new hyperpop band name just dropped
Is there a high-res image for the femboy scout? Asking for a friend.
Weird. My friend had the same question.
What? I don’t have friends
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If it was released today we'd have another rage from the "fucking pronouns" guy
Stop making Valve sound so based
well, they seem quite based
I legitimately don't think they could get away with releasing TF2 today.
I don't think anyone could get away with doing anything today. There's always something.
I fail to see the issue here
I went back to tf2 after cs2 came out and I am so sad to see it totally infested by botters and aimhacks
It was valves crown jewel for a while and now it's just rotting
Demoman is already black?
No, he's Scottish.
“I’m a black Scottish cyclops. They have more ************************** than they have the likes of me.”
When’d they pull the heavy out of the closet?
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