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[–] tdawg 64 points 1 year ago (18 children)

She's the only one who looks fun enough to date...

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wow. maybe because the others arent looking to date. because they are engaged/married

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 15 points 1 year ago

I only date married chicks, they’re cheaper.

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[–] foggy 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Where my beer nerds at.

Can we ID that label?

Looks ballast point-y. Given general sales and color... Is that a sculpin? Perhaps grapefruit?

That's my vote

Edit: yeah it's gotta be sculpin. Diagonal fat orange-ish fish. I see enough pink to presume grapefruit and not regular or habanero..

[–] superduperenigma 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm counting like 12 pixels in the original pic but hot damn I think you got it. Well done.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real beer nerds wouldn't admit to knowing what a Ballast Point looks like since they got bought out by AB like 10 years ago.

[–] foggy 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real beer nerds would know they got bought by Constellation (Corona, Pacifico) not AB InBev.

Real beer nerds would also know that Constellation sold them to a group of Brewers (Kings Convicts) in Chicago 5 years ago.

Grapefruit scuplin came before the buyout. So there'd be no shame in recognizing this era of their branding even if you were right.

Don't try to out beer-nerd me, Holmes! Homie don't play 🤓

[–] makyo 9 points 1 year ago

Damn well done dude I think you're right

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[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These comments are terrible.

[–] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real. Disappointing to see all the weird misogyny & judgements on these random woman.

Even the ones being positive towards one of the women only do so by putting down the other woman.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

And also by judging whether or not any of them are cute/dateable. Awful stuff.

[–] Elivey 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes Lemmy feels like a subscription to r/incels...

[–] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And star trek, Linux, fuck microsoft, privacy, piracy, commies.

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[–] Ambiorickx 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

[–] bouh 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 year ago

Is her name Yanny or Laurel?

[–] Dkarma 5 points 1 year ago

Gold, you fucking savages!

[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Lavender is darker. That's lilac

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Being Awesome

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

That's not a goal but the reality.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Sure, why not?

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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 1 year ago

You may break up whenever you want actually and achieve your goal

[–] feedum_sneedson 12 points 1 year ago
[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

Jfc why does Lemmy hate beer so much? I guess it's because many Lemmings are socially isolated, giving them fewer positive associations from using alcohol in a social context within their own lives. But maybe the international users are also a factor; people of European extraction are significant outliers compared to the rest of the world when it comes to beer consumption.

Edit for clarity: Europeans and North Americans drink a lot of beer compared to other regions of the world, so maybe it's more common to be like "ew beer" in other countries. In my personal experience, even people who don't drink aren't usually bothered by casual consumption, but maybe that's because I come from a country with a relatively high rate of alcoholism.

[–] Elivey 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy doesn't hate beer, it hates women. You think they'd be going on about a guy drinking a beer in a picture?

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[–] BillMurray@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm Canadian, I like beer... we all like beer here. Like what else are you going to drink, water? Gross.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Like from the toilet? Eweh.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water? Fish crap in it you know.

[–] ikidd 5 points 1 year ago

I've used that one as "Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, doncha know?"

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? 3 liters of beer a day keeps sorrow away

[–] aidan 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

? I live in Europe and beer consumption is insane here. Though I hate the taste of beer.

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[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks to me like she didn't know what else to do in the picture so she'd take a sip then 🤔

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Or they all collectively thought this was hilarious and set it up. Why would three friends line up to take a coordinated ring-shot with their friend who isn't engaged?

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