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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I met my first girlfriend that way, we'd go hunting for crabs in the wilderness by day and then sell our catch at the marketplace. It was hard being online at the same time but we made it work. We built fires and prayed in the evenings under the starry sky, and fell asleep in each others arms, until that fateful night when I came back from my fishing trip to find all her belongings in a single pile, surrounded by blood. I feared the worst, but kept hopeful and waited. My patience waning, I finally ventured out of the wilderness and towards the reset point, where I found her... outside of a cave garbed in dungeoneer equipment mumbling nonsensical words about grinding. :'-(

[–] doppelgangmember 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, least you only caught crabs

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] PlantDadManGuy 3 points 1 year ago

This was a much, much better story than Twilight

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and "bowing" in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam "bow" while the other player spammed "salute" while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

[–] drmoose 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ultimate Slut.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

non-ethical monogamous situationship

So ... sexual slavery?

I'm having a hard time coming up with another situation that fits that description.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn't clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it's just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Non-ethical as in, ethics doesn't apply? Like a situation-ship with 27 cubic feet of drywall.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 4 points 1 year ago

Non-ethical could mean without ethics not in violation of ethics?

I guess that would mean the relationship has not or could not be defined by petty human rules of conduct. Like telling a supernova or a black hole to clean up it's mess.

[–] 1847953620 2 points 1 year ago

maybe the fact the situationship isn't clarified on purpose is what makes it non-ethical

[–] noughtnaut 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Non-ethical is not "as opposed to unethical", I'm sure. Rather, it's a word play on enm, ethical non-monogamy.

That's how I read it, anyhow. I'm not the author.

[–] NightAuthor 0 points 1 year ago

Same… I’m not the author either

[–] macrocarpa 12 points 1 year ago

It's a piss take of the ethical non-monogamy apps.

But if we're being a bit real - nonconsentual arranged marriages, 50 year age gaps, marriage for money, marriage for convenience etc etc would fit the bill

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Prob like Ashley Madison or smth that’s focused on married people finding people to cheat with.

[–] 1847953620 5 points 1 year ago

"situationships" I think is the key operator. Where there's probably a power dynamic, one person is being led on/getting played, and the other person is the player.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't sound very monogamous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ooh I read that wrong lol. I read it as unethical non monogamous 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

all monogamous relationships are non-ethical

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm scared to ask, but what is a "situationship"?

[–] Zoldyck 58 points 1 year ago

A relationship for people who are scared of the word 'relationship'

[–] drmoose 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Basically relationship with no official label as both parties don't want to commit but enjoy things as they are.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Realistically more suffering than enjoying, because they want someone to comit to them, but not comit themselves, ever bound in a cycle of emotional on-off turmoil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kadu 7 points 1 year ago

Or more frequently, somebody who thought they were dating but didn't explicitally ask and somebody who's got zero intention of dating but isn't going to make that clear as to not lose the benefits.

[–] PlantDadManGuy 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or even rarer and kinkier, frenemies with benefits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah sweet, hate fucking 👍

[–] GrammatonCleric 28 points 1 year ago

A portmanteau for people who can't commit.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 5 points 1 year ago

I thought it meant that the two people were together because of the situation they are in and when it changes they are going on their way. Like anonymous sex but sometimes dinner and a movie.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source: evie hilliar @yeevz_ - Instagram

reject modernity embrace tradition

first date idea: you (lvl 36) trick me (lvl 3) into following you into wildy and murder me, taking my bronze square shield and wooden bucket. we kiss when i respawn in lumbridge

Proxigram link

Proxigram RSS Feed: https://proxigram.kyun.li/yeevz_/rss

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Damn, that‘s hot

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try Guild Wars 2 someday.

Never had the intention to date, but still met my wife there.

[–] drmoose 7 points 1 year ago

It's a great game for that as there's a big focus on cosmetics and casual soliazing. I played it on release and I remember people hanging out at the beach area next to the main city.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I meet girls the old way: never(I use Arch BTW).

[–] havokdj 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, I was literally just thinking about runescape and this comes up on my feed. I didn't even say it out loud (I have grapheneos and hardened Linux machines anyways)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Old school RS has been having a bit of a revival in recent years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The 0 in your name made me think you were downvoted, and I started to get really worked up for about one or two seconds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about dating on the Fediverse instead?

[–] drmoose 13 points 1 year ago

Honestly people on Mastodon are very datable. I wonder whether there are dating/sexting communities out there.

[–] CryptidBestiary 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] havokdj 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

97/m/Zimbabwe

[–] funnystuff97 5 points 1 year ago

Log on to world 301, plop yourself in the GE, and sit and watch humanity at its worst. Truly more entertaining than Twitter could ever be.