Memes

Only Satan would design a hole that is smaller than the end of a bent paperclip when the entire purpose of the hole is to put something into it.

I just realized that each phone comes with one and only one of SIM ejectors, and I have a lot of those in my drawer. I think I have a problem. -_-

I keep one on my keys since it's useful for pushing reset buttons and things and if I really need to it even works as a screwdriver

I have a lifehack for this:

I have like 7 of these in a container next to me. I don't think responsible is the word that would be associated with that behaviour.

PS - paperclips work fine for this purpose.

I noticed my phone battery bulging just yesterday. So I went and dug up the documentation that came with it to see if I could take advantage of the manufacturer's warranty. No dice, but the sim card tray ejector thing was in with the user's manual. So at least I have that. :/

I'm very responsible

I mean, they fit on a keychain, which is fucking great; Sadly, they stab you through the pants pocket so they're fucking rude.

I do tech support, I always have one on my keychain.

I just bought a new phone and put it next to the other four I have.

What if we're sure it's around here somewhere, just not sure where?

iFIXIT kits include a bit that lets you eject sim trays

Yay, what's my prize?

i usually grab a breadboard jumper wire and shove it in my sim card slot 😂

I have a Moonlander split keyboard that is programmable and uses one of these little things for its reset button. My only gripe with it is that they could have designed a place for it to slot into the keyboard itself since it's very easy to lose it if it isn't otherwise attached to something.

I fixit gang. If you did not know, some of the ifixit kits have a screwdriver bit that is just for that

You guys aren't just using eSIMs?

I still have it and now phone is eSIM only. But I can’t bring myself to throw it out.

I have something like 100 of these in a draw in my home office. Along with a straightened paperclip as a backup.

this made me feel good about myself, thanks

I put mine on the keychain.... It's responsible for some small holes in my trousers pockets and I have been pricked too but worth it.

Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

I may have found 5 in my desk drawer the other day...

I'm responsible for a lot of things

....I used mine to clean my ears.

I have a screwdriver bit set that just includes one of those, very tightly secured. Whoever was responsible for ensuring this was neccessary: You are a hero.

aka fancy paperclip