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[–] suodrazah 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There should be a language called Cod. And coding could be Coding. Cute little fish mascot too.

[–] bappity 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would always pronounce it Codding if this were real

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Code snippets are “filets.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late, valve wrote the source engine over a decade ago and I'm still mad.

[–] TrickDacy 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"source code"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There is Coq

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

IDEA isn't Java-only. Most of the other languages are available as plugins. IDEA is typically the go-to IDE for multilanguage projects.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except .NET then you can use Rider which is pretty much IDEA but with added support for .NET, which makes it.. better..? Not sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Most of their products are like that. There are a lot of specific language support features in each one that may become available as plugins later on but not at the same pace or “fullness” as the specific product itself.

For example, PHPStorm has good JavaScript support but if you want really good Typescript support you should probably go with Webstorm.

Alternatively, I can totally write Rust code in Webstorm through the Rust plugin but I’m better off using CLion that has better support (or now RustRover which will be where all the latest Rust support features are added, although it’s still a preview product afaik).

Also worth noting though that there are indeed some “tiers”. Like Webstorm won’t support PHP but PHPStorm will support JavaScript/Typescript (again, not fully but enough to maintain a front end operating off your PHP backend)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

clion is also strictly separated.

[–] feef 2 points 1 year ago

This. I use IntelliJ for Java, Kotlin, typescript, Python, HTML etc… it just does everything and does it better than other IDEs.

[–] Lime66 1 points 1 year ago

Or available in the paid version

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I prefer phpstorm for multi language personally.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a python programmer.....^yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's a big difference between IntelliJ and PyCharm.

IntelliJ is a Java IDE written in Java by people who are used to how Java works.

PyCharm is a Python IDE written in Java by people who are used to how Java works.

One of them is good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

JetBrains IDE's summarized: Meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, an IDE for coding, as opposed to all those other things there are IDEs for

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe I'm a dumb chicken, is it similar to apk 😂 😅