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Alt Text: picture of a text based GNU/Linux terminal with loads of packages being downgraded and unpacked. Some of them reading "downgrading girl.2-grilo [...] unpacking girl.2-grilo [...]"

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[–] Viking_Hippie 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"downgrading girl to malcontent"

I'd be malcontent too if someone kept unpacking me and then downgrading me!

[–] conno02 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

god i need someone to downgrade me mmghhggh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why are you downloading girls? Did you download a car too?!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How do you download a girl? Asking for a friend.

Imaginary friend.
I don't have real ones.

Edit:
Found GNOME Internet Radio Locator: https://wiki.gnome.org/Apps/Girl
And better yet, catgirl, CLI IRC client: https://git.causal.agency/catgirl/about/

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 11 months ago

If I had a dollar for every car I've downloaded for GTA 4, I would have had enough to buy the game instead of pirating it 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I downloaded some RAM and now my bank account looks kinda empty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ah you went to the fake one.

This should get you all sorted out.

http://www.downloadmorerem.com/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yup. It's easy as that. Need a better body? You know where to go now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

gir1 = gir1

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

girl.malcontent

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a text based GNU/Linux terminal

Is there a non-text-based Terminal?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe. Maybe somewhere out there, there is a picture based terminal, with which you have to click on fun colorful icons so that they show you an animation, after which the command is executed. One may refer to that as hell.