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[–] FlatFootFox 145 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I’ve slowly been coming to terms with the fact that my most enduring legacy on the internet is going to be tweeting a screenshot of my local library’s Facebook page.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Celebrating librarians is a wonderful legacy!

[–] FlatFootFox 25 points 1 year ago

I’m so happy this post made its way onto the Fediverse. <3

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Just know you put a smile on a lot of faces, including mine :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Best content on Twitter most likely. You did good.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Anti Prom' in a library sounds like an event I'd attend. I'd prefer it with snakes though.

[–] the_Coffin_Seller 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there's one thing I've learned from American films, it's that the snakes are at prom.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or on a plane. On the way to prom.

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 78 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Addendum: don't snack on snakes. Snakes will not be provided as snacks on either date.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

[–] makyo 16 points 1 year ago (16 children)

PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

No snacks for poor snakes? :(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snakes will be provided as dates, did I understand that right?

[–] Klear 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dates will be provided as snacks.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 8 points 1 year ago

Figs, raisins or sultanas may be included as well on the date.

Bringing outside dates is acceptable. Bringing dates outside is encouraged.

Dating librarians is also encouraged.

Carbon dating librarians, however, is unacceptable and considered insulting.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Random little anecdote: A kid at my school got suspended for 2 weeks for calling the school librarian hot. This happened years ago and it was a big scandal lmao

[–] deus 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two weeks for that sounds excessive. Imagine if they said that the librarian was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, that kid would be in prison to this day.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Suspension at all is a bit over the top for some dumb thing a kid said. Maybe have them write an essay about why it’s not something you’d say to people.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was like 15 years ago but yeah she was cute!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Does the jail have a library??

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Obviously, she was a librarian

[–] smort 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 2nd grade in the 80s, I got suspended for three days for flicking raisins

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That is excessive, ridiculously so. But, like, did you want to get ants because that is how you get ants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
Jake: I know. She's like a librarian.
Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
Jake: No, a regular one!

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my duties at work is IT Support for librarians in the State Penitentiaries. I have so much respect for librarians and their profession. They deserve more support from our governments. They are people making a difference.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I respect your job.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but there will be snacks on May 22 or no?

[–] DillyDaily 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yes, but only for the snakes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uhm... Are we the snacks in that situation?

[–] lemmegogo 14 points 1 year ago

Why do you think they are fattening everyone up with snacks on April 12?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mrbaby 13 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's an anti prom? Do you get your virginity certified on that day or something?

[–] punkwalrus 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife was part of a group that ran one for a bit at a science fiction convention in the 80s. The concept was for "those men and women in fandom who did not get to attend their prom as teens." In many cases, it was because they were unpopular nerds as teens, in military families, health issues, and so on. "Let's run a prom like we wanted to have." So instead of some boring "popular kid celebration" most proms were, it was just a bunch of nerdy fun men and women who dressed up in costumes, drank, and hung out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That sounds legit amazing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

There was a place near me that did an "emo homecoming dance" event and I'm still sad we had a scheduling conflict and couldn't go

[–] Viking_Hippie 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an event meticulously crafted to exactly counteract prom so that the end result is absolutely nothing happening.

[–] cam_i_am 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happens if the two events collide? Do they annihilate each other? Does the resulting explosion destroy the whole city?

[–] Viking_Hippie 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The events DO collide, annihilating each other without collateral damage. That's the intention, at least.

A badly calculated anti-prom usually only causes minor irregularities though, such as people switching to preferring tea over coffee and vice versa for a few months.

Starbucks hate it, but Pickwick and Yogi Tea love it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

If that's the same Pflugerville I'm thinking of, they're basically a suburb of Austin, my wife worked in the Austin public library system for a very long time, and yes, i agree, we don't deserve librarians. They are awesome. I love my wife.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Librarians are the best.

[–] Gazumi 12 points 1 year ago

I love thissssss!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's one tuck, one no-tuck.

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