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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

[–] makyo 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make the espresso and pour it over a scoop of ice cream. Instant coffee addiction? I wouldn't know. Can't stand the taste of coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Affogatos aren't really heavy on the coffee taste. Caffeine isn't that addictive, you need to consume it quite regularly to get hooked and coke is doing the trick way better for kids I'd say, not to mention energy drinks.

Also maybe OT but the usual reason why people don't like coffee is because they never had good coffee: Most stuff out there is burned garbage, black coffee shouldn't be more disagreeable than dark chocolate. If you're ever near an artisan roaster do try a cup.

[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I have. They banned me after I took a sip, and asked for a pitcher of steamed milk with a half cup of sugar mixed in. I was gonna make the coffee equivalent of hot chocolate.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You mean, like a latte? Mocha? Or Café Au Lait?

FYI: cafe latte: 2:1 steamed milk:coffee

Café Au Lait: 1:1 steamed milk:coffee

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, more like 19:1 milk to coffee. Like I said, I was adding the amount of milk and sugar that we do to chocolate to make it palatable

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"that we do to chocolate" - wut.

[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raw chocolate is far more bitter than coffee. We add a ton of sugar and milk to chocolate to make it edible.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not certain what you are trying to say? I explained why I added that much sugar and milk, and you downvoted and replied with an emoji that tells me that you think that you know more about ingredient preparation than a 4 star chef. I would love to hear this explanation.

I knew what would be required for me to drink the shit. Not entirely certain why you are seemingly defending your addiction to the bean. I'll make you an exquisite pot of coffee if you really need the stimulants.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not even short order cook, let a 4 star chef. 🤦

[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Think what you want, I know what jobs I've had over the last 26 years. Have fun baristaing at Starbucks after 4th block.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't drink coffee, and I know a liar when I see one. You don't know how to cook, and you were never banned from anywhere for asking for a pitcher of steamed milk.

[–] AngryCommieKender 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was joking about being banned. I got some weird looks and my friend told me he would never take me to a coffee shop again. It's called hyperbole, which you clearly know nothing about. You also know nothing about me or the many titles I have had at the various jobs I've had over the last 26 years. You have made multiple assumptions, which reflect poorly on yourself as, in general, people tend to assume that others are like them. Thanks for clarifying that you enjoy lying.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago

😂🤦 thanks for proving me right.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also, "they" "banned" you for asking for a pitcher of steamed milk?

Of all the things that never happened, this was one of them.

Edit: confirmed - this was entirely made up

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

No snacks for poor snakes? :(