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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I'm Indigenous Canadian and I speak my language Ojibway-Cree (a dialect in between Ojibway and Cree ... it's neither one or the other, can kind of understand one and the other but not really)

So my go to warp slogan would be ... Eh-koo Mash-cha!! ... basically a phrase that translates to just 'Ok then ... Let's go!'

BTW: ... that has got to be shittiest looking stereotypical Native person I've ever memed ... lol

[–] ummthatguy 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe I missed that ... I completely forgot about this scene and Mel Brooks dressed up as an Indian ... it's been years since I saw that movie ... now I can't stop laughing .. my warp core has been ejected ...

[–] ummthatguy 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oddly enough, your phrase sounds very Klingon. And, lacking the impulse control:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have a female cousin that would have passed for Klingon ... she used to scream Ojibway/Cree obscenities when she got mad at her children

AH TAGUY! TAGUY! TAHK-GUY! AH-GUY!! SHOO-AH-GUY! TAHK-GUY! AHHH-GUY!!

(in case you're wondering ... Taguy means genitals and more specifically 'penis' - a very insulting way to yell obscenities in my language ... the variations are basically just saying ... penis, penis, big penis, little penis, a very big penis, penis, little penis .... and yes, she used to yell this at 100 decibels at her kids)

[–] ummthatguy 18 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And then you are going to add "we are far from the bones of my ancestors"?

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[–] Apeman42 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Both nacelles fly off the main ship and cartoonishly dangle off the craft with big giant springs

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

~~shhh dont tell stamets lol~~

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 8 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

“Don’t forget to smash that warp button”

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

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[–] SpaceNoodle 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ummthatguy 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Leeeeerrooooyy Jennnnkinnnssss!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er

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[–] Delphia 20 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Ive been a car guy my whole life so Id have to have a few depending on what warp rating we were looking at.

"Helm, Warp 3, Just a nice drive in the country"

"Helm, Warp 5. Chirp the tyres"

"Helm! Warp 7. Dump the clutch!"

"Helm! WARP 9! SEND IT!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Who gave Tom Paris a ship?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alternately, shouting WARP ME in intense situations with an added slam to the arm rest.

[–] ummthatguy 19 points 8 months ago

For those that need the visual:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always said “Hit it” but then Pike used it in strange worlds. Not sure now.

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[–] Dead_or_Alive 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My warp command would be:

“Kick the tires and light the fires, warp 9 ensign”

No one seems to have a catch phrase for engaging the transporter. Mine would be:

“Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.”

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[–] HerrVorragend 15 points 8 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Just nice and simple, ENGAGE!

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[–] beizhia 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Ensign_Crab 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let's outrun some photons.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Rücksturz zur Erde. Schöne Grüße von der Orion!

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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Since the laws of physics say nothing can travel faster than light,

"Ensign Smith, bend the rules!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Don't wait for my order, just go when we're ready

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[–] setsneedtofeed 12 points 8 months ago

Make us go.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Let's get frisky with physics.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

~~Punch it Chewie~~

I've thought about it and still have no clue lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Let's fucking goooooooo, gamers!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Thursday is Pakled day:

"Make ship go!"

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Switch to secret hyperjets!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Fire up the Quattro!

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