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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[–] BeatTakeshi 11 points 1 year ago

Finally, time to experience that cutting edge technology!

[–] Treczoks 11 points 1 year ago

I know where the gold is!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my buddy pretended to not wake back up and then scared the nurse

[–] Smoogs 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That’s not how anesthesia works. It’s not like waking up from a light sleep and keeping your eyes closed.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Saying I don't consent to surgery isn't the best thing to say. But gosh the the doctors face... priceless

[–] dingus 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are a lot of good ones out there, but this just seems like a stupid move tbh and a way to get your surgery cancelled

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Kyle_The_G 10 points 1 year ago

when I came to from getting my wisdom teeth out I said "you guys stole my teeth!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“I had sex with your…”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Nothing pisses off a nurse than some smart guy trying to be funny. I speak from experience.

[–] dingus 9 points 1 year ago

Jeez. Medical staff can have senses of humor too. Not everyone is a robot or the same person.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"I want my last words to be funny, so try not to laugh."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My docs had a bit of fun with me, after gassing me up a bit they turned on Tina turners 'what's love got to do with it' turned around to give a look and a grin.

fade to black...

" hey you... glad you're awake...."

haha ...couldn't resist sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Nobody better touch my stuff..."

Good luck OP, I certainly hope your username is NOT relevant in this case.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks 6 points 1 year ago

I'm going under on Monday to get my ankle put back together. I'm totally using stuff that I found here.

[–] whaleross 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My god, it's full of starsszzzz

[–] LifeOfChance 6 points 1 year ago

My best line was when my wife tried being funny and asked "did you turn the stove off?" My response was "no" apparently and she actually called her friend to go check. I was just trying to rile her up like she was trying with me.

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