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[–] Ramenator 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that's what their civil war was about.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then can you explain where, exactly, they're carrying those wayward sons?

[–] samus12345 6 points 1 year ago

I dunno, but there'll be peace when they are done.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 1 year ago

It's easy when they're just dust in the wind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it's Arkansaw.

[–] Sunfoil 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You can say removed, it's the internet.

Eidt: wow you actually can't. That's stupid. Literally 1984.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's lemmy.world for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] samus12345 7 points 1 year ago

New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] Pregnenolone 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

They prefer the term London

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of removedshire online.

I live in South Bummersly these days though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pronounced "Sow bumsly", no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can picture it. It's definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

[–] droans 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well that's because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I assure you we have done plenty with that fork…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce Worcester?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Woster for short

[–] TAG 2 points 1 year ago

As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Askin' the REAL questions!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

[–] 13esq 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn't a local.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And by local they mean on the street by street level.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Burning, ham

Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Fugsha lmaooooooo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

French-sounding places:

Vincennes-sur-l'oisement
Saint-martin-des-Vosges
Mathildeville
Miquelin-les-prés

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

British-sounding places:

  • Shitterton
  • Scratchy Bottom
  • Cockplay
  • Penistone
  • Gay Street, West Sussex

Oh wait these are all real British places

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, I later figured. Saw tens of other chans too Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was slightly disappointed when I learned that 4chan wasn't a play on "fortune"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Americans who pronounce 'Dubois' as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TIL.

Sure we could find other examples.

edit = Someone elese did 'Arkansas' and 'Kansas.'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

[–] spirinolas 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Portugal:

Fodarelho da Raia

Cona-da-Velha

Covide (this one actually exists)

Pintelhos

Estudasses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Italy:

Sborate sul Minchio

Pornassio(this one actually exists)

EDIT: formatting