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[–] Ramenator 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that's what their civil war was about.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then can you explain where, exactly, they're carrying those wayward sons?

[–] samus12345 6 points 9 months ago

I dunno, but there'll be peace when they are done.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 9 months ago

It's easy when they're just dust in the wind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it's Arkansaw.

[–] Sunfoil 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You can say removed, it's the internet.

Eidt: wow you actually can't. That's stupid. Literally 1984.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's lemmy.world for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] samus12345 7 points 9 months ago

New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] Pregnenolone 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

They prefer the term London

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of removedshire online.

I live in South Bummersly these days though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Pronounced "Sow bumsly", no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I'll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I can picture it. It's definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

[–] droans 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I assure you we have done plenty with that fork…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce Worcester?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Woster for short

[–] TAG 2 points 9 months ago

As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Askin' the REAL questions!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

[–] 13esq 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn't a local.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And by local they mean on the street by street level.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Burning, ham

Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Fugsha lmaooooooo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

French-sounding places:

Vincennes-sur-l'oisement
Saint-martin-des-Vosges
Mathildeville
Miquelin-les-prés

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

British-sounding places:

  • Shitterton
  • Scratchy Bottom
  • Cockplay
  • Penistone
  • Gay Street, West Sussex

Oh wait these are all real British places

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I later figured. Saw tens of other chans too Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I was slightly disappointed when I learned that 4chan wasn't a play on "fortune"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Americans who pronounce 'Dubois' as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

[–] CADmonkey 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

TIL.

Sure we could find other examples.

edit = Someone elese did 'Arkansas' and 'Kansas.'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

[–] spirinolas 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Portugal:

Fodarelho da Raia

Cona-da-Velha

Covide (this one actually exists)

Pintelhos

Estudasses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Italy:

Sborate sul Minchio

Pornassio(this one actually exists)

EDIT: formatting