this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] JohnDolt 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] somethingsnappy 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think we're going to be measuring?

[–] saltesc 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll keep it civil and proper. If they can lick my nips without crouching, we can give 'em a chuck.

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 1 year ago

You're either very generous or very tall.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 13 points 1 year ago

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Approx. 163 cm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think they're called healthcare units

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'm in trouble!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

[–] moistclump 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.

I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was thoroughly confused.

[–] moistclump 2 points 1 year ago

Kick a ginger *

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

throw short people against a wall and kiss me day

[–] Caesium 6 points 1 year ago

good thing I will not be going outside