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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, you can go straight from "boss yelled at me" to "fuck his wife." Screw the rationalization, efficiency is key, as any boss would demand.

[–] xantoxis 20 points 1 year ago

He can still divorce his wife though. You gotta unionize so you keep fucking him forever.

[–] affiliate 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we need a plan if were going to unionize his wife

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step one: Unionize
Step two: ???
Step three: Profit

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Think bigger. Why stop at his wife? Fuck his wife's husband too.

[–] Zehzin 15 points 1 year ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT), by Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[–] Cryan24 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What if you don't find his wife attractive?

[–] Gabu 23 points 1 year ago

Someone will have to take the fall - for the glory of Arstotzka

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck his mom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you don't find his mom attractive?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

then you do it anyway, coward

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Put a flag on her face and fuck her for Glory.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Find someone who does

[–] Chev -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since when is rape about love?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Brother, no one said shit about love, and certainly not about rape, WTF?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's the original picture

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since it's about cognitive restructuring, I assume it went straight from the changed middle box "My boss was having a bad day" to "No depression". Which is pretty ridiculous, not the core concept of cognitive restructuring but the idea that restructuring one automatic thought could negate your depression lol