this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] iqwertyasdf 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could up your moans-per-minute if you switched your username to dvorak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even after decades of qwerty? And what about switching back and forth?

Serious question though I'll if course accept responses in the spirit of the thread too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a querty user, I know most of my speed typing comes down to muscle memory, but dvorak is a more sensible layout from what I've heard. The problem with dvorak is that most people, including myself, are too used to the old layout to want to momentarily slow down and learn something that would be faster in the long run. So I'm never gonna fault someone for either choice, but... Switching back and forth is some psycho the-voices-moaned-me-to-do-it shit.

[–] SonOfSuns 1 points 1 year ago

I use Dvorak. I typed around 70 wpm in Qwerty, and now I'm up to around 95 wpm in Dvorak. Was it worth it? I dunno. I got up to a good speed (like 30 wpm) in like a month, but it took a good couple of years to reach my current speed. The problem is that I switched from being a programmer to teaching programming, so now I have a bit of trouble every time I try to show my students something on their computers. No way I'm switching back to Qwerty, but I'm not sure if the switch was really worth it. If I were an author, a secretary, someone who actually typed fast all day long it'd probably be worth it, but not for what I actually do.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay, but make sure you pronounce it correctly. It sounds like that utensil you would use for soup...

[–] Moc 24 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, a spork?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Go ahead I liked the post

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mechanite 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not fair, your username comes pre-moaned

[–] dipshit 6 points 1 year ago

It just rolls off the tongue.

[–] Pregnenolone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What happens if I dislike them?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The next person trying to say your username will stay silent

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They unmoan your username

[–] FilthyHookerSpit 12 points 1 year ago

I don't think you should

[–] moistclump 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think I’d want to hear that in a moan.

[–] MightyGalhupo 2 points 1 year ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent 11 points 1 year ago

That does sound like it would be amusing

[–] MightyGalhupo 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have liked, send me the .mp3 ASAP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo 1 points 1 year ago

? Why would this be a ringtone?

[–] robocall 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick 2 points 1 year ago
[–] PeterPoopshit 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] dipshit 5 points 1 year ago

Where there’s a will.. there’s a way..

[–] EternalNicodemus 9 points 1 year ago

I want my .wav bitch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I want it in FLAC

[–] H2207 8 points 1 year ago

How do numbers work?

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 7 points 1 year ago
[–] hotchocolateman6969 7 points 1 year ago

I know this won’t be possible without laughing halfway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Send me the wav file

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I normally wouldn't upvote something like this but I must add to the chaos. FLAC plz

[–] ShitOnABrick 5 points 1 year ago

👉👈 plwese try uwu :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I need proof

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

go on, then

[–] IndiBrony 2 points 1 year ago

I expect a Vocaroo to go with every one of these messages.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where's that ButtholeSpiders guy, we need him.

[–] Bluehood380 1 points 1 year ago
[–] GenesisJones 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But like... how do you make it sound good if there's a lot of syllables

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Making it sound good wasn't part of the assignment.

[–] Mango 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit 2 points 1 year ago

OH! GO! MAN! GO! OH! MANGO! MAN GO!

[–] Persen 1 points 1 year ago

Just make it NSFW.