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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Pop-Tartare

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you use grape Pop Tarts for this? Somehow that makes it seem so much worse

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

It's the insane man's wine and steak

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

was your E. coli worth this post

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll tell you in a few hours.

You guys are acting like you've never had beef tartar!

[–] Custoslibera 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So the difference is that in beef tartare the beef is fresh and only the surface has had the opportunity to be exposed to bacteria.

Because store bought mince has been mixed together the surface bacteria has mixed with the rest of the meat increasing risk.

If you’ve made this fresh though, yeah you’re right, the risk is manageable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I don't know about the hygiene and food safety standards in your country are, but in Germany it's safe to buy minced meat at the butcher and eat it raw.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can make imitation ground beef with rice crispies, marshmallow fluff, red velvet chocolate and red food dye.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

no sorry everything on the internet is real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Depends on the country. I used to eat raw ground meat every week (and I still would, if I still regularly walked past the local butcher) and I never had any issues

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Needs raw Onions, raw Eggs, raw Capers and Pepper.

Germans know how to prepare truly ~~healthy~~ unique dishes.

[–] 1847953620 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] The_Ferry 2 points 10 months ago

Nah but that is Hella delicious though, especially also with some pickled stuff on there

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's revolting. How can you eat pop tards, those things are vile.

[–] ShitOnABrick 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's just dry bread icing and chocolate I'll prefer a stargazy pie or sakuraut over that vile stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That unholy substance has no earthly connection to "bread".

[–] ShitOnABrick 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Less bread more chemicals yum yum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Average rare American steak

[–] ShitOnABrick 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not merican enough Needs to be put into fry batter soul spices and texas bbq sauce also and a 1litre of pumpkin spice latte to drink it all down

[–] Thteven 10 points 10 months ago

Barf-a-roni

[–] RIP_Cheems 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I literally have the urge to throw something right now. WHY!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Is it cake? I hope it's cake.cause I'm not a carpaccio guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's some Matty Matheson shit. Needs a raw egg.