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[–] MisterNeon 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As a CIS male this is a lie. We want robot bodies with glowy bits where our eyes should be.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Guys want to be either

  • Being a beautiful girl?
  • being a Voltron?

Checks out

[–] MisterNeon 12 points 11 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's simple:

You like girls. If you are a girl and have another girl, that's 2 girls. 2 girls > 1 girl.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Am CIS and support this logic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Autogynephilia.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

As a cis male guy this is very affirming

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Literally all my homies wanna live together as girls

[–] kartonrealista 16 points 11 months ago

This but unironically. I want to be able to shape shift at will

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Both their outfits are fucking amazing though!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Am I the egg? No, I am a cis ~~straight~~ male.

::: spoiler source meme template: The "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." meme :::

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

demisexual rule

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

oh wow thank god its a cis thing to think about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The AJJ song I wanna be your dog 2 but interpreting dog as Dog from Half-Life 2 (or anything else a brain could maybe be plugged into).

Meaning: the schizoid urge to have the option to donate my head/brain to cryonics testing as I see no other way for someone to get me out of here (and if it doesn't work it'd still be worth the gamble).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Man this sub makes me feel ancient. I need a traveler's guide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I cant find it, do you maybe have a link? Searching for it just gives some anime

edit: nvm im bad at typing lol thanks