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[–] MisterNeon 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a CIS male this is a lie. We want robot bodies with glowy bits where our eyes should be.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guys want to be either

  • Being a beautiful girl?
  • being a Voltron?

Checks out

[–] MisterNeon 12 points 1 year ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock