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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Image of a news headline with a photo of Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak toasting pints of beer in a pub. Headline reads:

“Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese.”

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"When I work..." Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Exactly. Implies he actually does any work at all

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stupid sexy cheddar won't leave me alone

[–] MrsDoyle 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

People don't seem to understand Boris is trying to fool search engines with these articles.

When searching for "Boris Johnson cheese" you used to get articles about his illegal cheese and wine party during the pandemic. Now you get articles like this.

Whenever you see an absurd Boris Johnson article, he's trying to push down some other story on Google.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

The man out there doing search engine optimization in real life

[–] Buxton800 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, same with the £300 million to the NHS on the side of a bus. He then did some bizarre interview talking about how he makes model buses out of old boxes in his free time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i would too

cheese is more distracting than you think

[–] themeatbridge 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah, my reaction was "What a stupid argument. It's not wrong, but it's stupid."

[–] TheBat 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is 'cheese' a slang at Eton for pussy?

[–] the_ocs 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe one of his kids?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

He just like me fr fr

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

this can't be a real fucking article

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

When Boris posts absurd articles like these, it's usually to cover up another article and make it disappear on Google.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

"Stop! I wanna talk about cheese."

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[–] mraniki 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the laughs 😀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

No problem. Always happy to share classic Studio C when the time is right.

[–] Fades 8 points 11 months ago

This is how the elite sees the rest of us: brain dead morons that must be held to task and controlled or they will fuck off.

Absolutely disgusting seeing how the only people able to fuck off and do fuck all are said abusers of capitalism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Absolutely no self-respecting Londoner is accepting those pints without asking for a top-up.

For anything that is short measure, and particularly anything more than 5% short, we recommend that you ask the bar staff for an immediate top-up.

ETA: Just realized this is at Fourpure, likely when they did that stupid photo op holding empty 30L kegs to celebrate passing duty relief for beer sold in 40L packaging or greater.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A few pubs may still use glasses that are called line measures – these are slightly over-sized glasses that have a line near the top to show the level of one pint.

Interesting – these are the only kind you'll encounter in Germany. Probably because we want the head, as no head is associated with staleness

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

UK lagers are super flat with very little carbonation and they indeed serve them all the way to the top.

[–] themeatbridge 3 points 11 months ago

They might do it outside of a photo op, but beer with a head photographs better. Plus, imagine the optics. "Greedy, drunken politicians throw a hissy fit over a scant pour during a photo op."

[–] bungle_in_the_jungle 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's actually very clever, because the aim was to distract from the "wine and cheese nights" thing - if people google "Boris Johnson cheese" this story is more likely to come up than anything else. He's clever enough to play the buffoon, and that's worrying

[–] Z3k3 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It was the same thing when mogg did the lieing down in Parliament. It broke the search term Jacob reec-mog lieing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

And when he said he likes painting model buses to distract from this false campaign:

[–] Z3k3 4 points 11 months ago

That one clearly worked well. I had no idea he tried it for the red nhs bus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

he likes painting model buses

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

We are just lucky that Rees-Mogg doesn't have the charisma of Boris Johnson, at least Boris is only after satisfying his own ego

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha, funny boris like cheese. How relateable!

Meanwhile, these cunts were having a party while their incompetence and corruption contributed to the death of 200,000 people.

Cunts are still running the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Preaching to the choir, I'd have them all tried for every single one of those deaths

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boris got his cheese obsession, and Carlson got his M&M obsession

Are ALL politicians attracted to some sort of food?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Over here Reagan was obsessed with Jelly Bellys, Bill Clinton famously loved fast food in general and got pretty fat while campaigning, I don't think Obama was actually all that obsessed with fancy mustard but half the country was obsessed with him having asked for it once. Trump has a famous addiction to McDonalds cheeseburgers and diet coke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's an interesting overlap in venn diagrams; presidents and foods lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Tbf same, but people should be free to get paid to eat cheese if they wish. Fuckin' love cheese.

[–] samus12345 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

lard

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[–] saltesc 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's from a year and a half ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I also checked the date first and I think that makes it worse because that's a statement he made when he was still the Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

OK, Wallace

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sunak doesnt drink alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Not all pints are alcoholic