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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog πŸ₯Ί my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[–] TheBat 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Read β€œpibbles” as β€œnipples”

[–] jeffw 7 points 11 months ago

Probably that too

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This thread would be locked within an hour on Reddit now hahaha

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

"It's not the breed, it's the owner!".

Which suspicious sounds like "guns don't kill people".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So that's were children come from, I see. My mom said something about bees and flowers, but that's bs apparently

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Well they used to be foraged for naturally in the wilderness, but these days they're just generically mass produced on farms full of chemicals and pesticides.

[–] ekZepp 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Nice timing. Just wanted to test this tool

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice How accurate is it and are there any images that stump the tool?

[–] ekZepp 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This one is quite good on photos, less on drawing. I tried another one who works better on drawing, here: https://lemmy.world/post/6239084

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Looking for a trainer to work with my reactive staffie Daisy who is NOT AGGRESSIVE she just gets too excited around my toddlers!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Hahahaha oh fuck that’s dark

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not so much even haters. It's really just pit bull lovers and then everyone else. Hard to hate a dog, but I think they should be highly regulated and or just plain banned. Should be like owning any other exotic dangerous animal, really hard unless you pay a ton and prove you have the means to control it and get licenses etc. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

They can snap out of nowhere, i think it's safe to say they should be outlawed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

5 shmeckles? that's outrageous