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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was deer?

[–] TheBat 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[–] TheBat 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck cars:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Read “pibbles” as “nipples”

[–] jeffw 7 points 1 year ago

Probably that too