Did you tell a bad joke recently?
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Get a cat. They will launch a pogrom not seen since WWII.
Maybe a neighbor of yours has reptiles as pets and it's their crickets that are escaping.
Maybe there's a mob spawner in the wall?
Joke aside, they either follow someone in or climb all the way in.
Time to buy a chameleon.
Get huntsman spider, it's quicker
Those spiders are cute though. However, nothing beats having a reptile staring you down while plotting the most horrifying way it can murder you.
That's what happens when you build on the spawn block
Because a cricket laid eggs in your apartment.
You been cursed. Get in touch with your local sorcerer.
Neat. Now you don't have to go out an buy crickets.
Get a better sex life