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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha.

Also, per the BBC's reporting:

Earlier, a Wagner-linked Telegram channel Grey Zone reported that the jet was shot down by air defences in Tver region, north of Moscow.

Surprisingly not surprising.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

somebody gave girkin one last job

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Say what you will about the guy, he's got more experience shooting down civilian jets than almost anyone.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

shot down by a moon rocket 🚀

[–] zakobjoa 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wagner Channels already announced another March of Justice™ in case Prigozhin bit the dirt.

Ended it with "you better hope he's still alive..."

Edit: Three separate sources confirmed Prigozhin and Utkin dead. Not only Wagnerites but also ultranationalists are calling for blood.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I asked a Finnish fella on NCD if he could make the russians march on moscow again, and he said he'll see what he can do.

Damn guy works fast.

[–] baldingpudenda 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those Finns don't fuck about do they. Just straight up get on with it, or they'll be late for vodka and sauna.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Finns are hardcore, the footage from the Winter War is something else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0jwrWqOKI

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget they had the most goated soldier of all time Simo Häyhä.

[–] zakobjoa 18 points 10 months ago

Forget Simo, celebrate certified meth machine Aimo Koivunen.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

~300 fucking close range kills with an SMG after he realized he was the only guy with a working weapon.

I seriously doubt I could have lived with myself after that, but i guess you process things differently in wartime.

[–] InverseParallax 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt I could have lived with myself after that,

Invaders must die.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

@InverseParallax @[email protected]

I mean, look at my username, I get it.

But it's still a different mindset than I've ever personally been in.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so THAT'S what air defense doing.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are two wolves in me:

Please be real, i want to see another russian civil war.

Please don't be real, i want him in front of the war criminal tribunal.

[–] someguy3 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Putin's cracking down, I doubt there will be a civil war.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yes and no to that. I can't say if it is the right move for him to reduce the strength of the known conspirators, but on the other hand adding people to that group who weren't fully comitted before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Civil wars generally happen because someone cracked down.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

This is punishment for him attempting a funni.

He moved in towards Moscow, hoping for support from other oligarchs to materialize. It didn't, so he had to pull back. This is the final action of that arc of failure.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically it's not yet confirmed, but you know what? The demorilisation this causes is worth it to me

[–] zakobjoa 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Boy, have I got good news for you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I heard that in /veggie tales

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

How sure are they that he was aboard the doomed plane, on a scale from “he was checked on biometrically and multiple layers of security cameras verified that he couldn’t have disembarked” to “well, he was on the passenger manifest I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Made us believe you died once, shame on you.

Made us believe you died twice, shame on me.

I have a feeling there might be a bit more thorough of a check this time. You can't really fake your death more than once and people not get suspicious if it happens again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

bodies of priggo and utkin were already found

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This isn't surprising (on the contrary, I was constantly surprised while Prigozhin remained alive) but I wouldn't call Putin consolidating power good news.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

OTOH, while he’s consolidating power, he’s also cutting off the few remaining sources of information that aren’t sycophants telling him what profits them most. Luckily for him, history has shown that leaders who do this rarely if ever suffer any adverse consequences to their ability to maintain control.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically, he did fall out of a window

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

on this plane everyone sat next to a window. what a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Such a shame the plane didn't land on Putin...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would've been even better than musky and zuckbot punching each other, falling over, and breaking their necks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Too bad Putin and Xi weren't on board, too. We could have had five goddamn minutes of peace and quiet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

putin was in kursk at the time, decorating some tank crew

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

OMG! Would be the best plane Crash ever.

It's like taking Stalin and Hilter in one hit

[–] TheBlue22 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

Get fucked you ugly bald war crime cunt. Hopefully, the jet didn't explode but plummeted to the ground with him screaming and shitting his pants all the way.

Cunts like him make me want to believe in hell and sin so much so I can meet him in and kill him again with my bare hands

[–] zakobjoa 16 points 10 months ago

It did. There's video. Basically lost one wing and one elevator and pirouetted gravitationally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Metal.

I condone.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Revenge is a dish served… warm-ish

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Revenge is a dish best served… at 9.8m/s²

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Revenge is best served at 9.81 m/s^2

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