this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

Ironically it makes you seem rather young to think remembering this makes you old

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Remember the striper versions on porn sites?

I never understood who the market was. Like why would you want a little stripper clippy/bonzo buddy assistant?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hydrospanner 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As a fisherman, I've seen this typo go the other way countless times...but this is a first.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The same people who wanted a loud 3D envelope telling them they received an email.

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[–] Frozzie 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 5 points 2 years ago

feature length

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

That's about how old I am, yeah.

[–] ramenshaman 5 points 2 years ago

They should bring this back with chat GPT integrated

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I still hear the modulated voice in my head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

...yes 😭

[–] waigl 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was already old when those were new.

[–] agent_flounder 15 points 2 years ago

I, too, miss the days of ASCII art.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

They were on peak 10 years ago. Bar is not too high imho

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

The sad thing is this ain't that old.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You think you're old, but are you creepy-ass CGI dancing baby old?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I'm even older. I was around to see the very first internet viral meme. That CGI dancing baby. I saw it even before it was featured on Ally McBeal, thus also starting the tradition of killing a viral meme when it hit mainstream.

[–] Chickenstalker 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was there when All Your Base was created, 3000 years ago...

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[–] Fades 5 points 2 years ago

And who could forget

wololo

[–] Rotten_potato 4 points 2 years ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Viral memes on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched CGI babies dance in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

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[–] Pregnenolone 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People who are old wouldn't remember these since they're too new

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[–] Delphia 27 points 2 years ago

I was online before the cat wanted a cheeseburger.

[–] GrammatonCleric 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro, I'm "xeroxed jokes in the workplace" old.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I’ m making a basic program to spell out 80085 on the Teletype paper tape old.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] havokdj 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shouldn't you be getting to bed, grandpa?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Can't, gotta fix these network servers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

me and the other grandpas over 18yo reminiscing over ancient funny poker face meme

[–] Etterra 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Older. I'm old enough to remember the cutting edge upgrade to the 36k modem.

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[–] Dedwin 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm a computah stop all the downloadin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Mmm body massage machine GO!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always get these songs in mind when I see them Trololo

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[–] ramenshaman 10 points 2 years ago

This era of memes > current era of memes

[–] fne8w2ah 9 points 2 years ago

First term of Obama old.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I remember when the internet started

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

People would use these templates to create meandering comic style blog posts and present them as memes. It seems like they were the first generation of memes that went fully mainstream and imo were very bad because people could not help but make the comics very long and boring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Schfifty five

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I member when memes were called taglines and we distributed text files of them on FidoNet.

[–] CreativeShotgun 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Killfrog, Joe cartoon, bonzai buddy, hamster dance...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I grew up around the mlg meme era

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes, I remember viewing these with my lumia windows phone in 2014, when I was 10

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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