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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Me being an introvert with zero friends and hate parties: 👀

[–] satans_methpipe 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well you know what they say...what doesn't kill you makes you have fewer cells that produce antibodies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

What doesn't kill you will get you trapped in a summer camp

::: spoiler


with WEREWOLVES running around :::

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

We are careening toward the "end-game" for the rampant anti-intellectualism, anti-science, anti-critical thinking mind virus that plagued this country for at least the past 80 years.

This is what happens when you condition people for nearly a century, to get angry and defensive when someone who's more versed on a subject tries to teach them something (or god forbid, correct them). It has become a kneejerk reaction for so many Americans (mostly conservatives). They are so insecure that they view any type of education as a direct insult to them or some stupid bullshit like that. Like deep down, they know how ignorant they are, but for some reason they'd prefer to stay that way, so anyone who challenges that (regardless of how pure the motive), is a "smug piece of shit talking down to them."

And instead of even retaining what the person said, let alone learning it, they become even more radicalized against... well, reality.

I truly have no idea how something like this can ever be fixed at this level. We're talking over 50 million people give or take tens of millions (unsure how many have regrets).

And this is nation-ending shit.

Edit: Slightly related, but something I just thought about... Imagine if we ever have a prion-based pandemic (if that's possible?). That could straight up be the end of humankind. Prions are terrifying.

[–] Treczoks 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do you think BSE was? We were lucky to keep that within the cow population.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you construct a society around screwing everyone else over while preaching cooperation. People stop trusting everything

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bye bye Texans, it was not nice knowing ya'll

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The majority of assholes in these areas are still vaccinated, unfortunately. It's the kids that will be suffering, from the decisions of their parents. If disease would eradicate the unvaccinated quickly enough to wipe out the texas undesirables, we wouldn't have had the current election outcome in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As Hank Green said: They won’t start caring until the children start dying. He points to evidence that says that, vaccination rates decline due to mistrust or “health”, then kids start dying and they rise again. He uses multiple countries as historical examples, it’s great.

https://youtu.be/JCvLbT1uXXg

[–] Shou 16 points 1 day ago

Yup. The bible belt in the netherlands was a great contributor to the study of epidemics. Measles outbreaks are very consistent. Every 10 years an outbreak occurs there.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, it wont stay contained to the people who are doing it. Kids will die, across the world, because of these anti-vacs people.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And when the Great Corruption has settled over the land, and permeated the very foundations of reality itself, then shall the Lord of All rise from the rot and ruin, spread his arms wide to reclaim all his children.

May Grandpa nurgle bless everyone of them

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

mortality rate of 3% for unvaccinated kids.

gonna be a lot of depression-era grieving going on.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as always the price is paid by those without a choice

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[–] TheTechnician27 94 points 1 day ago (3 children)

People focus on mortality too while failing to account for the sorts of lifelong disabilities viruses like these cause when you do survive them. Absolutely sickening.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the lifelong disabilities will be awful

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[–] NotMyOldRedditName 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Measles wipes your immune system as well. You'll be having a miserable next decade or longer getting sick from everything again.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

3 percent of kids dead is a small price to pay for Texans to not have to reevaluate how they make decisions.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have fun fighting a culture war against pathogens, Texas

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They're just unaware that a war against a culture of microorganisms is an entirely different thing.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It'll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions. Next Friday, one of those colleges starts spring break - and it takes 2 weeks for the rash to start showing up. Some of those college students will have caught measles and will go on spring break, where they'll spread measles to other spring breakers. Three weeks from now, there'll be outbreaks in every state in the Union.

If you weren't vaxxed, you were under-vaxxed, not sure if you got vaxxed, or think the vax might not have taken, now it's an excellent time to get vaxxed.

[–] Serinus 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It depends on how badly we've fallen under herd immunity, but it does seem likely.

You can catch measles by entering a room, such as a classroom, where another student had measles two hours before.

Unvaccinated people are going to pay for the ignorance of their parents real soon.

[–] Bytemeister 6 points 1 day ago

Herd immunity for measles is 95% vaccination if I recall correctly.

Google says rates are falling, and we're at 92.7%

The sad thing is that the electively unvaxxed people are probably going to be fine. Measles sucks, but most people get through it without any issues. The people who are unable to get the vaccine because of medical conditions... It's basically a death sentence for them.

Plus, elective antivax is dumb. Those people get rabies shots when they get bit by an animal, because they know that the vaccines work, they just like to deny it when the disease isn't extremely fatal to them.

[–] skhayfa 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unvaccinated, immunocompromised and babies under 2 years old are at risk. Vaccination is a collective effort to protect the most vulnerable.

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[–] LustyArgonianMana 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Measles can cause immune amnesia, meaning your immune system forgets past illnesses and will have to go through initial sicknesses again.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yup. It's why so many died, not from measles, but from other diseases in the 3-5 years after they had measles. IIRC they only really worked this out in the last 5-10 years because of the amount of data to comb through.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Measles parties is the stupidest thing I heard. It is not chickenpox (although even chickenpox instead of vaccine causes risk of having shingles once you get older), it can cause serious health issues and even death.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (12 children)

The chickenpox vaccine is relatively recent, and chickenpox parties were a good way to inoculate children who get only mild symptoms and very little danger from the disease compared to adults.

Nowadays, vaccines are 100% the best defense.

Measles is so much worse and it has never been a good idea to purposely subject yourself to that.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y'all!

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