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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It'll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions. Next Friday, one of those colleges starts spring break - and it takes 2 weeks for the rash to start showing up. Some of those college students will have caught measles and will go on spring break, where they'll spread measles to other spring breakers. Three weeks from now, there'll be outbreaks in every state in the Union.

If you weren't vaxxed, you were under-vaxxed, not sure if you got vaxxed, or think the vax might not have taken, now it's an excellent time to get vaxxed.

[–] Serinus 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It depends on how badly we've fallen under herd immunity, but it does seem likely.

You can catch measles by entering a room, such as a classroom, where another student had measles two hours before.

Unvaccinated people are going to pay for the ignorance of their parents real soon.

[–] Bytemeister 6 points 1 day ago

Herd immunity for measles is 95% vaccination if I recall correctly.

Google says rates are falling, and we're at 92.7%

The sad thing is that the electively unvaxxed people are probably going to be fine. Measles sucks, but most people get through it without any issues. The people who are unable to get the vaccine because of medical conditions... It's basically a death sentence for them.

Plus, elective antivax is dumb. Those people get rabies shots when they get bit by an animal, because they know that the vaccines work, they just like to deny it when the disease isn't extremely fatal to them.

[–] skhayfa 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unvaccinated, immunocompromised and babies under 2 years old are at risk. Vaccination is a collective effort to protect the most vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

People born after 1957 and vaxxed before 1967 (vax was less effective), people who only got a single shot until the mid-70's (accidentally under-vaxxed), immune compromised/suppressed ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’ll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions.

If accurate, this person belongs in fucking prison

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt they knew they had it at that time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were almost certainly unvaccinated though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So do you want to start imprisoning everyone that isn't vaccinated? Do you want to do it when they're still a child or the day they turn 18?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'd favor more of a typhoid Mary scenario

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The second they leave the doctors office without listening.